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Divine Little Chaos

I HAVE RABIES Tee

I HAVE RABIES Tee

Regular price $35.00 USD
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For legal reasons, this is a joke… probably.

The I HAVE RABIES tee is not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Minimalist design with bold block text, it’s perfect for those who radiate unhinged energy, have a questionable sense of humor, and enjoy making strangers slightly concerned.

Soft, comfy, and dangerously wearable — this shirt is your personality printed on cotton. Available in a range of colors, so you can match your chaos to your mood.

Details:

100% cotton (soft enough to pet, if you let them)
White embroidered text
Available in multiple colors
Classic unisex fit — true to size
Durable double-stitched sleeves and hem
Machine washable, but not rabies-proof

Style Tips:

Pair with dark jeans, platform boots, and that “I know something you don’t” smirk. Extra points if you wear it to brunch and don’t explain it.

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